MONDAY BULLSHIT.

Hey Bloggers....greetings from the land of fewer flies but an influx of desert mosquitoes!!! They are NASTY...bad, nasty and nasty! They don't even wait until dark to come out....it can be the middle of the day ...in the glaring sun and they are all over ya. They also don't require standing water....they just prefer to breed in the dewey morning grass.

My internet server continues to go down alot....couldn't get on since sunday at noon.....I HATE THAT!!!!

This 1st picture is a praying mantis who evidently lives in the oak tree that our hummmingbird feeder is hanging on.
He's there in the mornings.....i guess his name HAS to be "Manny".

Who wants to ride this crazy, vintage, bucking bunny? That's Gene on him there...................n o t.

And it's Jamey on her trip last month....looking so adorable and so....so ....well, JAMEY!

We have had a blue parakeet in our yard for the past week. The wild birds give him a hard time and vice-versa....he doesn't have a name yet...but i guess he should....since he feeds every evening at our bird feeder. I havn't been able to get a good picture of him yet....wish my camera had more "zoom".

A funny new quote I read the other day: "Son, ALWAYS marry a Texas girl.....no matter what happens...she's seen worse."
Also: "That boy could ride anything that had hair on it."

We have guy who does part of our yard...his name is "drunk steve"....as opposed to "stevie" his son....or "steve" his dad.
Anyways drunk Steve was telling me how he pulled his 'ol lady's rotten tooth the other night. She drank a bunch of whiskey and he boiled up his pliers etc.etc.etc....the story went on for quite awhile. The tooth is out and all is well....gee wally, talk about west tejas HILLBILLIES!!

RADIO HOTLINE:
For Sale:
a "bink" bed. ( i love those typos.)
game roosters and cages and knives (ew. strange combo...or not.)

Wanted:
to borrow a dolly parton wig. (this has to be one of my all time favorite hotline ads!!!!!! Don't you just REALLY wanna know why they need it?)

Lost:
a weedeater. (what?...did it get up and walk away?)

This week and for the next month or so I'll be working alot more at Needleworks.
Football season ya know.
I've been monogramming baby clothes, denim work shirts, t-shirts, backpacks, duffle bags....towels....you name it.
PECOS EAGLES.....PECOS EAGLES.....PECOS EAGLES!!!!!
But today it was: BALMORHEA BEARS.....ALL day!!! I keep whisoering to myself " DA BEARS"....like in Saturday night live.

That's all...I'm beat.

Love, Mary